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O.J. Anderson

O.J. Anderson
O.J. "Freshly Squeezed" Anderson is a prolific napper living in China.

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    Biography

    Been lyin' so long I don't remember what's true anymore.

    Inspiration

    William Shatner, spelunking, Bing Chuan beer, blue cotton Oxfords, G.I. Joe, kid-leather gloves by Mandini Bros., the Internet, Lantern Festival, ham, ham sandwiches, ham and eggs, the word "marimba", dictionaries, the price of tea in China, anyone who can use "propinquity" correctly, anyone who can spell "propinquity" correctly, the Dutch, prime numbers, sunscreen, eggrolls, "technobabble", a good cross-country romp, flexible super-hold hair gell, a full tank, natural resources (like spring water, precious metals, et cetera), lactic acid, chicken nuggets, Mandarin modifiers, pesto, private property laws, think tanks, raw meats, little rascals, zeugma, Apocalypse Now, advanced search, purple Kool Aid, books, snow, pizza, stylin' hair, a fan, magic markers, profundity, Maine, chillin' with my homies, clean sneakers, Wal-Mart, KFC, paint brushes, time, a good stretch in the morning, b*****ing, inspiration, slow-moving sports, kung-fu, Drakkar Noir, shiatsu massage, fudge pops, The Stone Roses, rose colored stones, Old Spice, haiku, mushrooms, bulgogi, long naps on the beach, anything with alcohol in it, baggy shorts, fancy window treatments, hardwood flooring, grapes, recycling, my own writing, hedgehogs, Panama hats, time off, keywords, the color yellow, spumanti, the dream state, TV, matching socks, household chores, virus movies, cabbage, @#$%, Thursday, and foos ball.

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