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Guide to Seldom Seen Animals
By Bob Frey
For the very first time, some Seldom Seen Animals have been presented in this guide. Look them over and read about them. It may help explain some of those curious things that sometimes happen to you.
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Have you ever wondered about those odd little things that seem to happen to you when you least expect them? You’re all dressed and ready to go and your father can’t find the keys to the family car. You’re coloring a picture, you put the crayon down, and it’s gone. Who breaks the points off pencils? Ties knots in shoelaces? Turns the water off so tight you can’t turn it on? Someone or something does. Introducing the Seldom Seen Animals, a group of strange and funny critters few people have ever seen and most people have never heard of. For example, there is the One Legged Bromoloid who runs at the speed of sound. In fact, he runs so fast he is constantly running out of sock. He’s the one responsible when your mom puts a pair of socks in the laundry and only gets one back. Then there’s the Big Bellied Blip and her pal, the Podunk Moocher, who raid refrigerators. The Dirty Kemp wipes her messy hands on clean towels and walks on cereal. There’s the Overgrown Ditto, the Iron Fisted Wonk and many more.
