Look and Listen

Biography

I was raised by itinerant vacuum salesman along the rim of the dustbowl territories in New Guinea. I grew up large and strong achieving some notoriety as a cattle wrestler. I then settled into an occupation as a wood tradesman and have been known to whittle entire oak trees down into a life-size replica of an acorn. These fetch upwards of ten dollars and can be seen inside display cases in finer truck stops across America. Perpetrator of several thousand newspaper stories, editorials, and a few short story sales. Primarily humorous and of little social value. Won a journalism award for a story about Asian exchange students. Sold several short stories and got paid. Ludicrous editorials were syndicated in five small newspapers at one time.

Inspiration

I believe I am among the greatest living writers and would prefer you purchase my books. However, some credit must be attributed to my influences, so John Kennedy Toole, John D. MacDonald, Christopher Moore, Dan Jenkins, Carl Hiaason, Tim Dorsey, Steve ALten, Nelson DeMille, Stphen Fry,Warren Murphy, Richard Sapir, Raymond Chandler, H.L. Mencken, Samual Clemens, the usual suspects.